Chapter 92: We Are Not Human at All!

When Jiang Yun sent the flashy premium bullet comment, the viewers in the livestream all burst out laughing.

“Uh-oh, uh-oh, someone got caught talking trash behind someone’s back!”
“Dai Laosan, give us the full story on how you plan to deal with Brother Yun.”
“I want to hear it too, Dai Laosan, tell us properly!”
“Brother Yun is seriously loaded. I’ve seen him drop gifts starting at tens of thousands, even hundreds of thousands.”
“.......”

Dai Xiaomei had also noticed Jiang Yun’s premium comment, but her tone did not change in the slightest.

She raised an eyebrow. “Ha, how am I going to deal with you? I’ve got plenty of ways to deal with you. It’s not like you’re sending gifts to my stream. You want to see me flip my face, do you? Let me tell you, impossible! I, Dai Xiaomei, am not that kind of person! I’ll say exactly what I mean, and I definitely won’t put on a face-changing act just because you tossed me a few little gifts!”

["User Jiang Yun sent a premium bullet comment: 'Then go live, and I'll send gifts.'"]

“Really?!” Dai Xiaomei’s eyes lit up. Then she smiled with a touch of embarrassment and said, “Hey now, what are you doing? Do I look like the kind of person who only opens her eyes for money? But since you, Brother Yun, want to show your apology, I’ll give you a chance. I’ll go live right now.”

["User Jiang Yun sent a premium bullet comment: 'False alarm. The platform wallet's empty, and you don't get any glow sticks.'"]

Dai Xiaomei: ...

Her face darkened, and she pointed at the camera in exasperation. “Jiang Yun, you deserve to be single! You deserve to get dumped! You deserve to be unwanted!”

["User Jiang Yun gifted the streamer Treasure Map x10"]

“Stop gifting, stop gifting! What the hell are you even gifting for? One more and I’m kicking you out of the room!”

Dai Xiaomei said, her expression nearly twisted with frustration.

This wasn’t her stream, anyway. No matter how much he sent, it had nothing to do with her.

Not to mention Jiang Yun was clearly doing it on purpose just to piss her off.

“Hey, wait, wait, wait!” As soon as Dai Xiaomei finished, Mozi hurriedly took the phone from her hand. “This is my stream. If you don’t want it, I do.”

Then Mozi faced the livestream with a vaguely sleazy grin. “Brother Yun, the boss lady doesn’t want it, I do. Go ahead and send more—I want to see your strength, all right?”

The viewers saw this and immediately started mocking her.

“Watch your face!”
“Look at your own face!”
“The old woman was trading words with Brother Yun, and Mozi got herself fed.”
“It’s not even two minutes and already over a million? Now she’s really full.”
“The old woman’s getting mad~”
“.......”

While the chat was teasing, Tuntun quietly opened her own stream on the side.

Then she said in Mozi’s chat, “Brother Yun, you can’t do this. You said I was the biggest, but you already gifted Third and Second Sister. I, the eldest, still haven’t received anything from you.”

Next to her, Sister Tuo looked at Tuntun with confusion after hearing that. “What eldest and second? What kind of ranking is this?”

Tuntun said nothing, only silently puffing out her chest.

Seeing that, Sister Tuo looked down at herself, then at Dai Xiaomei and Mozi, and grinned. “I’m not too bad, at least I’m a little better than the boss lady.”

Dai Xiaomei: ...

How is it that anyone can just climb over my head and take a dump there!!!

Dai Xiaomei was furious, but when she looked down at herself... fury or not, there was nothing she could do.

At that moment, a gift effect rose in Tuntun’s livestream as well.

["User Jiang Yun gifted streamer Tuntun Treasure Map x100!"]

A full hundred treasure maps! Five hundred thousand!

Seeing the soaring heat in her stream, Tuntun’s eyes went wide.

“Wow! Thank you for the hundred treasure maps, Brother Yun!”

Looking at Tuntun’s delighted expression, Dai Xiaomei said with a bitter, resentful tone, “Does human-blood steamed bun taste good?”

“Hm?” Tuntun looked at her in confusion. “What human-blood steamed bun?”

The corner of Dai Xiaomei’s mouth twitched. “My car got hurt, and you two got fed. Doesn’t your conscience hurt at all?”

Tuntun waved it off. “Boss Dai, how can you say that? What are we? We’re streamers. This business is all about shamelessness. Making money is making money—it’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”

Dai Xiaomei: ...

At that moment, Sister Tuo delivered another stab to the heart.

With a solemn expression, she said, “Tuntun, that’s really not how you should act. Boss Dai was already upset about being ranked fourth, and her car just broke down. And now we’re drinking wine that costs tens of thousands a bottle. We’re practically not human.”

Dai Xiaomei: ???

“Wait, how am I fourth? Wasn’t I third just now?”

Sister Tuo said nothing. She simply pulled Mozi and Tuntun to sit in a row, and the three of them all puffed out their chests together.

Dai Xiaomei: ........

Oh, very good. So this is how it’s going to be, is it?

The viewers in the livestream were laughing themselves sick.

“Dai Xiaomei: how did I drop another rank in the blink of an eye?”
“Mozi and Tuntun have also gotten their fill of human-blood steamed buns.”
“What a pity Sister Tuo is a platform streamer, otherwise she could have joined in on this feast too.”
“You really think Brother Yun meant there was none just because he said so? If there wasn’t any, you think he wouldn’t have topped up? He just simply doesn’t want to gift the old woman.”
“Brother Yun is deliberately provoking the old woman here!”
“.........”

Dai Xiaomei naturally saw those comments too. She rolled her eyes. “Laugh, laugh, laugh—what the hell are you laughing at? Brother Yun already sent me a million before. Just treat that as the car money this time. If you think about it carefully, it’s not much of a loss.”

["User Jiang Yun gifted streamer Tuntun Treasure Map x100"]

Seeing the heat in the stream surge again, Tuntun waved her phone at Dai Xiaomei with deliberate bashfulness. “Boss Dai, it looks like I’ve got another Porsche now~”

Dai Xiaomei: .......

“So what? It’s not like he spent my money. Why would I care?”

Dai Xiaomei tilted her head and said carelessly, “Anyway, it’s Jiang Yun’s own money. He can gift as much as he wants—would I care? Impossible!”

["User Jiang Yun sent a premium bullet comment: 'Dai Laosan, I’ve applied for an underage refund. Check your backend.'"]

Dai Xiaomei: ????

After freezing for a few seconds, Dai Xiaomei roared at the livestream camera, “Jiang Yun!!! Are you even human!!!”

After yelling, she immediately opened her platform backend.

[Latest notification: User Yunzi has applied for an underage refund...]

Seeing that Jiang Yun was serious, Dai Xiaomei was just about to say something when another notification refreshed.

[Latest notification: User canceled the underage refund application.]

“Ha, I knew Brother Yun, you were just joking—”

[Latest notification: User Yunzi has applied for an underage refund a second time.]

“No, you...”

[Latest notification: User canceled the underage refund application.]

Dai Xiaomei: ...

Are you just messing with me here?

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