Chapter 76: Please Do Not Insult the Other Driver!

After the stream ended, Jiang Yun opened the Tiger Live app on his phone.

He could count two acquaintances on this platform: Mozi and Dundu.

Since it was the afternoon, neither of them was streaming.

He checked his wallet—the system’s reward of ten million Tiger Coins had already arrived. The cashback time was the same as with diamonds, so Jiang Yun wasn’t in a rush to spend it right away.

After all, he wasn’t so strapped for cash now. As long as he spent it within the system’s timeframe, there was no need to subject anyone to a “black screen” barrage.

Ding-dong!

Just as he was thinking this, his doorbell suddenly rang.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Yun walked over and opened the door.

To his surprise, it was Mozi.

“Yun, long time no see!” Mozi greeted him with a broad smile.

Jiang Yun tilted his head with a grin. “Hasn’t been that long, has it? Just a few days, I think.”

“Oh come on, don’t get hung up on details.” Mozi waved her hand dismissively, then continued, “Here’s the thing. Tonight, Dundu, Boss Dai, and I are planning an outdoor stream together. Are you interested in joining us?”

Hearing this, Jiang Yun waved his hand. “No thanks, I’ve already streamed today.”

Mozi blinked. “That’s fine! You don’t have to stream—just hang out with us. That way, we can snag some of your traffic for our streams.”

Jiang Yun: ???

“If I’m not streaming… what would I be doing there?”

Mozi: …

“Come on, Yun, three beautiful women are inviting you to dinner and you’re not interested?”

“Uh…” Jiang Yun stroked his chin. “So where are you planning to go after dinner?”

“Home, of course.”

“Then I’m not going!”

“Why not?”

“As Xiao Tong once said, if you’re just going home after dinner, you might as well go home now.”

Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow as he spoke.

“Oh?” Mozi narrowed her eyes. “What are you thinking about, Yun?”

“Thinking about some premium content.”

“Ugh.” Mozi made a sound of mock disgust, then added, “Not impossible, but I have a boyfriend, so you’ll have to hit on the other two.”

“Oh, you have a boyfriend!” Jiang Yun’s eyes lit up. “If you didn’t, I’d have to compare myself to every guy you know, but since you do, I only have to outshine him!”

Mozi: …

“Come on, Yun, be serious. Are you really not coming?” Mozi pressed in a more earnest tone.

Seeing her get serious, Jiang Yun shook his head. “Forget it, I’ll pass.”

“Alright, let’s play some games together when you have time.”

“Sure, sounds good.”

With that, Mozi left.

Her reason for seeking Jiang Yun was simple enough.

Lately, Jiang Yun’s streams had been drawing huge traffic. If Mozi claimed she wasn’t envious, she’d be lying. And since Jiang Yun lived just upstairs from her, of course she wanted to seize the opportunity.

Just like when Dai Xiaomei had gone to the night market with Jiang Yun for an IRL stream—the goal was simply to piggyback off his popularity.

But Jiang Yun wasn’t interested, and there was nothing Mozi could do.

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After Mozi left, Jiang Yun headed to the gym in his apartment.

Since moving in, he hadn’t worked out much, but that didn’t mean he didn’t enjoy it.

The feeling of sore muscles after a sweaty workout was truly addictive.

Stick with it a few times and it becomes impossible to quit.

He stayed in the gym until after six, and only left when dusk had already fallen.

After a quick shower and a change of clothes, Jiang Yun grabbed his car keys, ready to head out for dinner.

These past couple of years, precooked meals and meal kits had become ubiquitous in the market. Unless he was feeling particularly lazy, Jiang Yun preferred not to order takeout.

Downstairs, he got in his car.

Jiang Yun opened the Review app to check the ratings of nearby restaurants, found a decent one, and set the navigation.

But as soon as he drove out of his neighborhood, he spotted a familiar car passing by.

A closer look—

It was Dai Xiaomei’s Ferrari!

Jiang Yun accelerated a bit so his car was alongside hers and rolled down the window.

Dai Xiaomei’s car window rolled down too, revealing both Dai Xiaomei and Mozi inside.

Both had their phones set up in front of them, obviously streaming live.

“Yun, heading out?” Mozi called from her window, pointing her phone camera at him.

Jiang Yun nodded.

Before he could say anything else, a black SUV sped past them.

The car was moving fast—if Jiang Yun hadn’t been driving close to the curb, he might have been hit.

Jiang Yun watched as the SUV slowed down just in front of him, weaving erratically as if deliberately blocking his way.

He frowned.

He steered to the right, but the SUV did the same.

He steered left, and again, the SUV mirrored him, as though intentionally trying to antagonize him.

Jiang Yun was getting angry.

He hadn’t provoked this guy—why was he being messed with?

Finally, after tailing the SUV for a while, Jiang Yun seized an opening and overtook it.

As he passed the SUV, he shouted, “Damn you, blocking the road like some bastard—”

But before he could finish, he froze.

From his vantage point, sitting in the driver’s seat of the SUV was—a husky!

That’s right—a dog!

For a split second, Jiang Yun wondered if he’d had too much to drink.

He rubbed his eyes, but there was no mistake.

A husky was driving the car.

Momentarily stunned, Jiang Yun grabbed his phone and dialed the police.

Ring… ring… ring…

After a few rings, the call connected.

Jiang Yun blurted out, “Hello, there’s a dog driving a car on XX Road, XX Avenue, in Chengdu!”

Operator: ??????

There was a brief pause on the other end, then the operator replied, “Sir, could you specify exactly what happened? And please remain calm and refrain from insulting the other driver.”

Jiang Yun grew agitated. “No, really, it’s a dog! A husky! It’s right on XX Road, XX Avenue, driving a black SUV, license plate Sichuan A*****. It’s going fast, you need to send someone right away or there’ll be an accident!”

Even the operator sounded confused. “Sir, are you saying there’s a husky driving a black SUV on XX Avenue?”

“Yes, exactly. A real, physical dog is driving the car!”

“All right, sir, I’ll contact the nearest traffic police immediately. I must remind you, though, that making a false police report carries legal consequences.”

“I know, I know. Please just send someone—otherwise it’ll be too late!”

“Understood, sir. We’ll dispatch officers as soon as possible. Please keep your phone available. If there are any updates, we’ll contact you right away.”

“…”

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