Chapter 115: I, Jiang Yun, Never Hold Grudges!
“Alright, alright, that’s it for today’s live connection. We’re just shy of two hours, so we’ll pick up again on the hour,” Jiang Yun waved his hand dismissively.
After the lesson he just had, Jiang Yun truly dared not connect live anymore.
He was afraid that other fans connecting after him would follow that previous guy’s example and get banned.
If it happened again, Jiang Yun worried his fragile heart simply wouldn’t take it.
Hearing Jiang Yun, the viewers in the live room felt a bit disappointed but understood.
“Scared now, not daring to connect.”
“Brother Yunzi, my funds just came through, let’s do a PK!”
“Brother Yunzi, I just got my loan approved, challenge me to a PK, I won’t let you lose!”
“Brother Yunzi doing PK? I just got my loan today, I guarantee you’ll win!”
“......”
Seeing the barrage of comments, Jiang Yun chuckled, “Alright, your funds just came in, huh? Fine, I’ll circle your ‘balls’.”
With that, Jiang Yun clicked to start PK matching.
Soon, the live screen split in two, and a strange man’s face appeared on the other half.
The man looked at Jiang Yun for a few seconds, then abruptly disconnected the PK without a word.
Jiang Yun: ........
Huh????
Blinking, Jiang Yun was puzzled by the man’s behavior but didn’t dwell on it, letting the system continue matching.
A few seconds later, the match succeeded again, and that man’s face reappeared in Jiang Yun’s live room.
This time, the man spoke.
“Damn, why is it you again, bro? I’m trying to find a girl to PK with, you get me?”
After saying that, the man hung up the PK again.
Seeing this, Jiang Yun shrugged, “Looks like I can’t circle your ‘balls’ after all.”
Hearing this, the viewers typed reminders.
“Next time before connecting, say your live has 100,000+ viewers.”
“Remember to say you have 100,000+ in your live room, or they’ll just hang up.”
“This guy missed two chances to gain followers, truly a talent.”
“Many male streamers on Douyin act like they’ve never seen female streamers; they PK just to connect with girls.”
“.........”
As the viewers complained, the system matched Jiang Yun again.
The screen split once more.
That familiar big face reappeared; Jiang Yun was speechless.
Huh???
Has Douyin run out of people?
Is it just one person repeatedly matching me?
At this moment, Jiang Yun recalled the viewers’ words and quickly said, “Bro, don’t keep hanging up on my connection, I’ve got over 400,000 watching my live, it’s embarrassing.”
The man’s hand hovered over his phone but widened his eyes upon hearing Jiang Yun’s live room had over 400,000 viewers.
“Ah? Bro, you’re not lying? You really have over 400,000 in your live?”
“Yeah, if you don’t believe me, come check it out,” Jiang Yun nodded.
He didn’t care whether the opponent was male or female; any streamer who helped him rack up time was fine.
“Alright, I’ll take a look.”
The man opened Jiang Yun’s profile.
“Holy crap, bro, you have tens of millions of followers? That many?”
The man’s face was full of surprise.
“Not bad,” Jiang Yun replied.
“Alright then, let’s chat.”
“Sure,” Jiang Yun didn’t refuse.
But he was the type to take initiative, not like waiting passively, so he asked first, “What’s your dream?”
The man: ????
Huh????
Why do I feel like I’m on a talent show?
“My... my dream... my dream is to become a big streamer!”
After stumbling for a while, the man finally blurted it out.
“Wrong!” Jiang Yun denied his dream.
“Your real dream is to make more money! But I’m not helping you fulfill that dream!”
With that, Jiang Yun cut off the PK and said in the live room, “You hung up on me twice; do you think I don’t keep grudges?”
Hearing this, viewers laughed.
“Our General Jiang never holds grudges! [Collecting Shark Shares for Venting Edition]”
“Exactly, our General Jiang is known far and wide for his broad mind! [Almost There (Gritted Teeth Whisper Edition)]”
“Kid, watch your car when you go out [Edogawa Ke Yun Edition]”
“Hold grudges? I don’t even know what that is [Cuts PK Again]”
“.........”
Checking the time, just shy of two hours, Jiang Yun continued, “Alright, brothers, let’s connect a bit more. If it’s fun, we’ll chat longer; if not, we’ll call it a day.”
He clicked PK matching again.
The next moment, the screen split in two instantly.
“Damn, that quick?”
Jiang Yun instinctively muttered.
No sooner had he spoken than his face turned to one of speechless disbelief.
“Why are you everywhere?”
Jiang Yun pointed at the dish of rice rolls on the opposite screen.
Because in the top right corner of the PK window was the other streamer’s name.
[Salted Fish Doesn’t Eat]
“I... I just got back to Guangdong, here to show you all my breakfast live.”
Salted Fish said softly.
“Kids shouldn’t be playing with live streaming.”
“I wouldn’t stream if you didn’t send me gifts.”
Jiang Yun: .......
“You little brat...”
Jiang Yun smiled, pointing at the rice rolls opposite.
But just after two seconds of smiling, his face stiffened.
“Brother Yunzi, my friends in the live room want to ask why you’re still single?”
Jiang Yun: ......
Attacking me?
A faint smile curled Jiang Yun’s lips. “Of course I can’t find anyone. Unlike you, from the way you look last time, you must have at least three kids, right?”
After Jiang Yun’s words, the other live room fell silent briefly.
Hearing Jiang Yun, the viewers in the live room laughed.
“Kids don’t understand things. Why would you tease him for no reason?”
“Kid’s confused! Don’t you know our General Jiang never holds grudges?”
“Our General Jiang never holds grudges because he settles scores on the spot!”
“So, does Salted Fish really have kids?”
“Salted Fish has kids? Then question is, how many years will the kid’s dad get sentenced?”
“.........”
After a few seconds of silence, Salted Fish finally came to his senses: “No, I don’t have kids! Stop making things up.”
“Oh~” Jiang Yun deliberately dragged out the sound, then apologized, “Sorry, I thought only those with kids would... well... um... you know... anyway, sorry!”
Jiang Yun’s halting tone sounded half apologetic, half not.
Annoyed, Salted Fish snorted haughtily, “Brother Yunzi! You can’t be like this!”
Just then, Jiang Yun’s live reached the full two hours; the system’s voice echoed in his mind.
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