Chapter 149: I Want to Seize It for a While...

Jiang Yun did not answer the young man, only silently clenching his fists.

His knuckles cracked as he tightened his grip again and again.

He really, really wanted to punch this kid!

"Oh well, since Big Brother Yun doesn't recognize my dream, I suppose I'll just work hard for a bit longer before I go seize her."

The young man waved his hand and slowly strolled away.

Watching the young man's departing back, Jiang Yun fell into deep thought once more.

He glanced down at his personal information.

[System Live Stream Magnetic Field Enhancement: Disabled]

That's right, it was still disabled.

If that was the case, why were things developing in such a bizarre direction?

Jiang Yun looked at the chat barrage in confusion, and sure enough, the viewers were currently mocking him mercilessly.

"I remember someone just said no absurd things would happen today?"

"Trying to rebel against the innate absurd constitution?"

"Launching a strong rebellion right when the entire internet acknowledges you as the God of War of Chunxi Road—in a sense, you're just being stubborn."

"Give it up. Ever since the day you came to TikTok, which of your streams hasn't been completely surreal?"

"No, no, Big Brother Yun was already quite surreal back when he was streaming League of Legends on Douyu, just not as famous as he is now."

".................."

Seeing the barrage in his live stream room, Jiang Yun suddenly remembered something.

The system's live stream magnetic field enhancement would not alter his magnetic field for no reason.

Just like his previous title of "Sports Car Killer of Daxiaomei."

It wasn't because the system changed his magnetic field that he became a sports car killer; rather, it was because he had already "killed" Daxiaomei's car, and after the audience acknowledged it, that magnetic field came into existence.

In other words, the reason his live stream was so bizarre wasn't purely because the system modified his magnetic field, but because he was inherently bizarre to begin with.

The system's modification merely made him slightly more surreal.

Turning off the magnetic field enhancement at most prevented some exceptionally outrageous events from happening, but the surrealism that would naturally occur anyway could not be altered.

Therefore, his absurdity wasn't the system's fault; it was because he was inherently absurd by nature......

Realizing this, Jiang Yun couldn't help falling into silence.

Still, he wanted to make one final struggle.

He turned to the live stream camera and said, "Brothers, that last one doesn't count. He's my fan, so it's very likely he came over specifically to troll. Now I'm going to randomly find a passerby and ask a casual question, and they will definitely answer with a straight face. I refuse to believe there isn't a single normal person around me!"

With that, Jiang Yun walked directly toward a young man not far away.

"Excuse me, do you know who I am?"

Hearing Jiang Yun's words, the young man looked at him with some confusion, then shook his head. "Never seen you before. What's up?"

Jiang Yun's eyes lit up. "You don't know me? Good, good as long as you don't know me. Do you mind telling me what your dream is?"

"My dream?" The young man pondered for a moment, then under Jiang Yun's expectant gaze, he said, "I want to seize Dilraba—"

"Alright, you can shut up now."

Jiang Yun stopped the young man's words with a blank expression and walked away without looking back.

The viewers in the live stream room laughed hysterically at this sight.

"You want to seize her? I want to seize her too!"

"Give up the struggle; there are no normal people here."

"Who in their right mind watches your stream anyway!"

"Brothers, spam 'absurd' in the chat!"

".................."

Looking at the screen full of "absurd," Jiang Yun began to doubt his life purpose all over again.

Has this world really gone mad to this extent?

Why is it impossible to even find a single normal person?

Wait...... wanting to seize Dilraba..... seems..... sort of..... normal?

Though he thought that way, Jiang Yun would never admit it out loud. "That one didn't count either, brothers. You know how it is—we guys rather enjoy joking around. Even when facing a stranger, we'll try to close the distance through a joke. This time, let's switch to a female passerby, and it will definitely yield a completely different result."

With that, Jiang Yun targeted a young woman wearing a Lolita dress in the distance.

He strode over to her, and under the girl's puzzled gaze, he asked, "Excuse me, miss, would you mind doing a quick interview?"

Hearing Jiang Yun, the girl smiled, and right under Jiang Yun's bewildered gaze, she replied in a rough, masculine voice, "I'm a guy."

Jiang Yun: ???????

Shock...... Confusion...... Silence......

The moment she—no, he—opened his mouth, Jiang Yun felt as though a century-long storm had just swept through his mind.

The live stream room was likewise flooded with question marks because of that voice.

"?????"

"My cerebellum started shrinking the moment he spoke."

"Sure enough, pretty girls are always boys."

"Actually, guys..... might not be impossible either!"

"A guy..... guy is a guy, since we're already here."

"Forget it, no time left, you'll do! A guy is a guy!"

".................."

After maintaining silence for over ten seconds, Jiang Yun forced a smile and said, "It's fine, we respect everyone's preferences. Then handsome, do you mind doing a short interview?"

"Sure."

The young man nodded.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun asked, "May I ask what your dream is?"

"My dream?" The young man tilted his head, which, combined with his cross-dressing, actually looked somewhat cute.

At that instant, quite a few viewers in the chat unconsciously overlooked his gender.

However, the next second, they were utterly stunned by the young man's heaven-defying declaration.

"My dream is very simple. I hope to seize myself. After all, I'm so cute, how could I let someone else seize me?"

Jiang Yun: ?????

Dude, are you alright???

Ah???

Your words are even more outrageous than your actions.

"Are you.... a gay man?"

Jiang Yun asked tentatively.

To his surprise, the young man shook his head. "I'm not. I just really like cross-dressing."

Ah???

"Then why on earth would you want to seize yourself? What is this......"

Jiang Yun could no longer find any adjectives to describe his current mood.

"It doesn't matter, you can't tell whether I'm a guy or a girl dressed like this anyway, so aren't I practically a girl?"

Jiang Yun: ........

Speechless. Truly speechless.

A guy, not gay, yet wanting to seize himself.......

That is..... seriously absurd!

At that moment, the young man asked Jiang Yun, "Are you done here? My girlfriend is coming, I need to go meet her."

Ah???

Jiang Yun felt completely numb. The shock of the past few minutes made him feel like he would need a very long time to process it all.

"You, you even have a girlfriend?"

"Yeah, didn't I just say I'm not gay? So is it really that strange for me to have a girlfriend?"

The young man looked at Jiang Yun with a look of "you've seen nothing of the world," which made Jiang Yun completely lose his self-confidence.

Isn't this.... strange at all?