Chapter 156: Such dedication!
Not a single person in the live broadcast room bothered to explain things to Jiang Yun; instead, everyone was just waiting to watch him make a fool of himself.
Seeing this, Jiang Yun picked up his phone. "None of you are going to tell me? Fine, I'll shut down her stream and watch the replay to find out."
With that, Jiang Yun reached out to end Tuntun's broadcast.
Hearing this, the viewers in the chat instantly panicked.
"No, you can't! I waited for more than ten hours just to see your reaction when you arrived in Chongqing, you can't turn it off!"
"Tuntun is still passed out, what do you think you're doing turning off the stream? You are not allowed to shut it down!"
"Don't do it! We can't explain it clearly, you have to watch the replay yourself."
"The debut stream of the new map, you are not allowed to turn off the broadcast!"
"..........."
Only then did Jiang Yun notice that the number of online viewers in Tuntun's broadcast room had actually exceeded 300,000, almost catching up to his own viewer count.
No, to be precise, most of the people in there were his own fans...
And what they said made sense. It was almost evening now, and Tuntun was in no condition to be awake. If he cut the stream, heaven knows what rumors would start spreading outside.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yun had no choice but to say, "Stop arguing, everyone. I'm going to start broadcasting on my own channel, you can all come over to my room. I'm going to watch the replay of Tuntun's stream now."
Having said that, Jiang Yun retrieved the drone he had tossed into the car the day before and started his own broadcast.
The moment he turned on his stream, the viewer count in Tuntun's broadcast room began to plummet rapidly.
In less than a minute, the original count of over 300,000 online viewers dropped to just over 4,000...
It seemed Jiang Yun had guessed correctly—they really were all his fans.
Shutting down Tuntun's broadcast, Jiang Yun began searching for the replay in the backend settings.
Because this particular broadcast had lasted more than 20 hours, the system took forever to load the footage.
After adjusting the settings, Jiang Yun dragged the progress bar of Tuntun's stream back to the point where they were still drinking yesterday.
On the screen, Jiang Yun and Tuntun were already heavily intoxicated. The table and the floor were littered with empty wine bottles.
Tuntun's eyes were hazy, and she was humming something under her breath.
Jiang Yun was also singing along to himself.
"Soft Chunghwa, hard Yuxi, the shorter your hair, the badassed you'll be!"
Hearing the song sung by his past self on screen, fragments of memory flickered through Jiang Yun's mind.
He suddenly seemed to understand why he had woken up in Chongqing...
Sure enough, a few minutes later, Tuntun slumped completely over the table and didn't move a muscle.
Seeing that she wasn't responding, Jiang Yun hauled her up and staggered unsteadily out of the restaurant.
Since it was the early hours of the morning, there were plenty of designated drivers hanging around nearby.
The moment he stepped outside, he was swarmed by a group of designated drivers.
Jiang Yun picked one at random.
Just as he got into the car, Jiang Yun pulled out his phone. "Driver, let me scan the payment to you first, just in case I pass out cold later."
The driver was more than happy to oblige.
However, whether because of a recent habit of giving out ten-thousand-yuan tips or just the alcohol talking, the drunk Jiang Yun ended up transferring a whopping ten thousand yuan to the driver.
In the live stream replay, the driver who received the ten thousand yuan clearly looked bewildered.
Before he could even process what had happened, Jiang Yun had already collapsed onto the passenger seat and fallen fast asleep.
The driver tried calling out to Jiang Yun for a good while, asking where he wanted to go, but Jiang Yun gave no response at all.
Just as the driver took out his phone intending to call the police, Jiang Yun suddenly bolted upright and roared, "Jiefangbei, Chaotianmen!"
And then he passed right back out again.........
Perhaps stunned by that thunderous roar, the driver actually drove the car all the way to Chaotianmen in Chongqing's Yuzhong District........
Upon arrival, the driver cracked open the car window just a tiny bit and then left. He just walked away, left, and bolted!!!
Jiang Yun, watching this in the replay, was completely dumbfounded.
Ah???
Was he afraid that I'd wake up and demand a refund? He just walked away like that? Where is your professional ethics?
The rest of the broadcast replay had very little entertainment value.
Because the entire remainder of the footage consisted of Jiang Yun and Tuntun sleeping.
Both of them were snoring loudly due to the alcohol, their snores rising and falling in turn like a symphony orchestra.
Having finished the recording, Jiang Yun silently looked out the car window.
Outside, crowds of people bustled past, but fortunately his car was parked properly in a designated space, so nobody bothered him.
The reason the police officer had come to wake him up earlier was simply because viewers in the stream had been worried the two of them might have died in their sleep and had called the police.
Moving his live stream camera slightly to the side, Jiang Yun pulled out a cigarette and lit it.
Taking a deep drag, Jiang Yun said with a hint of melancholy, "Two hundred kilometers, and you actually drove all the way here just like that. You really are damn professional!"
Although the viewers in the chat couldn't see Jiang Yun's face, just hearing his words made them burst into laughter.
"Don't say you were dumbfounded; last night when I saw that designated driver hit the highway, I was dumbfounded too."
"Driver: I got paid to do a job, absolutely no problem!"
"Profit, pure profit! To put it roughly, Brother Yun streamed for a dozen hours today and made a killing."
"Brother Yun, I watched you all night and noticed you were breathing through your mouth the whole time. Might want to pay attention to that."
"To the person above, you really are bored out of your mind to be watching that."
Faced with the taunts of the live stream audience, Jiang Yun said nothing and just silently puffed on his cigarette.
After finishing the cigarette, Jiang Yun got out of the car and walked to a nearby pharmacy to buy two doses of hangover medicine.
He took one dose himself, then woke up Tuntun in the back seat and made her take the other.
Having swallowed the hangover medicine, Tuntun still looked somewhat dazed, staring blankly at Jiang Yun. "What did you just feed me?"
Jiang Yun replied with a deadpan expression, "Aphrodisiac."
"Oh, an aphrodisiac..... Ah?!! What?!!"
Tuntun let out a startled shriek and bolted upright, her eyes clearing up instantly.
However, when she caught sight of Jiang Yun's live-streaming drone, she instantly relaxed and muttered with a hint of grievance, "Brother Yun, that's not the kind of joke you should be making."
"Not the kind of joke I should make, huh?" Jiang Yun sneered. "Let me show you something even more fun."
With that, Jiang Yun handed Tuntun her phone and played back the stream recording.
Ten minutes later, Tuntun stared at Jiang Yun with a completely blank expression. "You're not telling me that right now, we are in..."
"Chongqing Chaotianmen Square!"
Tuntun: ..........
While she sat in stunned silence, Jiang Yun suddenly asked, "Still want to drink?"
Tuntun: ..........
"So should we drive back now?" Tuntun asked tentatively.
Jiang Yun rolled his eyes. "Considering we've been sleeping for 16 hours, if we start driving now, it's minimum drunk driving, and a blood test might even land us with aggravated drunk driving. Go ahead, drive us back, and you can go straight to jail."
At these words, silence fell inside the car once again.
"Then what do we do now?"
Tuntun broke the silence and asked.
Jiang Yun looked around at the surroundings. "Forget it, since we're already here, let's find somewhere to eat. Everything we ate last night was thrown up."
Gurgle~
At that moment, Tuntun's stomach let out a loud rumble.
After all, she had thrown up even more than Jiang Yun.