Chapter 132: Are You Really Going to Piss Yourself?

Fortunately, the young man did not go completely insane in the end.

As for why I say "not completely"...

Because the few guys who had brought him the bottle pulled out a thick, black curtain and silently surrounded him. Immediately after, the sound of water flowing began.

Everyone around them widened their eyes. They knew what he was doing, but precisely because they knew, it felt absurd. The guy also knew that everyone knew what he was doing, yet he still did it!

Jiang Yun, standing opposite the guy, watched this operation, silently gave a thumbs-up, and said, "You're a legend." Having said that, Jiang Yun turned and walked away without hesitation.

The guy, seeing Jiang Yun’s move, was stunned. Wait, what?

"You get back here!" the guy yelled instinctively. Are you kidding? He was peeing in front of so many people, and you’re just leaving? You’re actually leaving?! Are you even human?!

"Consider yourself the winner, alright? You’re the best, that ten bucks is your reward!" Jiang Yun said, waving his hand without looking back. Although he didn’t win this stubborn contest, he didn’t feel like he’d lost, because he couldn't bring himself to do something so deranged.

"You are not allowed to leave! Get back here!" the guy roared heart-wrenchingly behind Jiang Yun. Anyone who didn't know better would have thought Jiang Yun had done something to him. He even wanted to rush over and grab Jiang Yun back, but because he hadn't finished his business, he could only watch helplessly as Jiang Yun walked away step by step.

The viewers in the livestream burst into laughter.

"Did he win? Not entirely, it seems."
"It’s really not worth it for ten bucks; this guy is probably dying of anger."
"Who would have thought Brother Yun would retreat at a moment like this? I’d be losing my mind too if I were him."
"Brother Yun is just too slick. With him walking away like that, someone isn't going to get any sleep tonight."
"If this guy finds out that over a hundred thousand people in the stream watched him pee on the street, will he have a mental breakdown?"

By now, Jiang Yun had reached Dai Xiaomei. He reached out and ruffled her hair. "Let’s go, stop watching."

Being ruffled like that, the stunned Dai Xiaomei finally snapped back to reality. She turned to look at Jiang Yun. "We’re just... leaving like this?"

Jiang Yun spread his hands. "He went to such lengths, what’s the point of arguing further? You have to be magnanimous in life. It’s just ten bucks, consider it a tip! The audience tips me in the livestream every day, so it’s only fair I tip someone else for a change."

Dai Xiaomei: "..." Ten bucks... a tip?

Are you sure that ten bucks is a tip and not an insult? Because of that ten bucks, someone is probably going to be tossing and turning all night! Dai Xiaomei looked back with a trace of pity at the guy who was still "releasing water."

"Are you coming or not? If you’re not coming, I’m leaving. That guy is still holding a biological weapon; be careful he doesn't get desperate and splash us both." Seeing Dai Xiaomei fall silent, Jiang Yun spoke up again.

Hearing this, Dai Xiaomei’s eyes went wide. It was true—the guy still had a freshly produced biological weapon in his hand! In case he really lost his mind and, as Jiang Yun said, decided to splash it on them... the thought was too horrifying to contemplate!

"Let's go, let's go!" Dai Xiaomei said hurriedly, her legs moving like they had small motors attached as she quickly fled the scene.

The livestream audience exploded with laughter.

"Honestly, I wanted to see Bio-Hazard Guy splash you."
"With the way Brother Yun acted today, him splashing you would have been justifiable."
"The guy looks like a student. Well, congratulations, you've just lost your dating prospects for the next few years."
"Bio-Hazard Guy, are you ready to face tomorrow's trending searches?"
"I can't even imagine the look on his face when he scrolls past himself on TikTok tomorrow."

At this point, the number of viewers in Dai Xiaomei's stream had exceeded 200,000. Although most were there for Jiang Yun, they were real people nonetheless. That meant over 200,000 people had just witnessed Bio-Hazard Guy's performance. Once the clip-marketing accounts posted his stunt online... Jiang Yun silently prayed for the guy.

It wasn't that he intended to sabotage him; he truly hadn't expected the guy to pull a stunt like that. Is this something a normal person would do? Compared to this, even the time Fang Siqi ate until he threw up seemed tame. This was a top-tier stubborn fool! Jiang Yun admitted he was outmatched.

Because she was terrified of the biological weapon in the guy's hand, Dai Xiaomei ran several hundred meters away with Jiang Yun. Seeing that no one was chasing them, she panted and said, "Don't do such despicable things next time."

Hearing this, Jiang Yun spread his hands innocently. "I really didn't expect that guy to do something like that. I just wanted him to admit defeat..."

Dai Xiaomei was speechless. It was true—if Jiang Yun was a stubborn fool, that guy was a stubborn god! Because of his stubbornness, there was nothing he wouldn't do.

"Whatever, let's look around a bit more and then go home," Dai Xiaomei said, waving her hand.

However, Jiang Yun rejected her suggestion. "No, I've been standing for hours and my legs are a bit numb. I'm going back first; you go ahead and have fun." Saying this, Jiang Yun stood by the side of the road and waved. A taxi nearby saw him and started to pull over.

But before it could reach Jiang Yun, a loud sound rang out. *Bang!* One of the taxi's tires blew out directly. Fortunately, the taxi wasn't going fast, so there was no accident, just the loss of a tire.

Jiang Yun: "..."
Dai Xiaomei: "..."

"Aren't you going to reimburse the driver for the tire?" Dai Xiaomei walked up to Jiang Yun and said quietly. Even though, on the surface, this had nothing to do with Jiang Yun, anyone who knew him knew this was his doing.

Hearing Dai Xiaomei, Jiang Yun sneered. "Ha, you think you’re not responsible for this? You think I triggered this buff all by myself?"

Dai Xiaomei: "..." Although... it felt weird, but... it seemed to make sense.

The audience in the livestream laughed until their sides hurt.

"Great, great, a 'buff' indeed!"
"Taxi driver: Who did I offend to deserve this?"
"From now on, when you see a car accident, check to see if Brother Yun and the 'Old Woman' are at the scene."
"You two are playing a very new, and not easily replicable, kind of CP."
"CPs can be realistic, but they can't be this cursed!"
"The two of you could be buried in the center of other countries' cities as god-tier weapons after you pass away."

Amidst the audience's banter, Jiang Yun silently ran over to the taxi and scanned the QR code to pay 500 yuan. Dai Xiaomei, seeing this, also scanned it for 500 yuan. After paying, the two of them walked away without even speaking to the driver.

Once they were further away, Jiang Yun told the audience, "For a simple tire blowout, 1,000 yuan is definitely more than enough. The extra is for the driver's emotional distress. If it's not enough... then it's really just his bad luck."

In reality, Jiang Yun and Dai Xiaomei didn't have to pay that money at all. After all, the connection to them was purely metaphysical. But... they had built up this reputation for themselves... If they didn't pay anything, someone would surely be championing the driver's cause tomorrow, saying things like, "If you hadn't hailed that cab, this wouldn't have happened..." or "Do you know how much a taxi driver makes a day, and because of you, he had a flat tire..."

Jiang Yun didn't care about the haters, but he knew Dai Xiaomei did. This move was all about looking out for her.