Chapter 155: Teleportation???

Hearing Jiang Yun's words, the viewers in the live broadcast room instantly felt offended.

"What do you mean? What do you mean by that, kid? Come out and face me one-on-one!"
"Tuntun is the weak one here, what do you mean pointing at us? Speak up!"
"You only drank a single case, and you're already this arrogant?"
"With your drinking capacity, back in our village, you'd only be allowed to sit at the kids' table!"
"Send the address! I'll let you know right now who the real amateur is!"
".........."

Seeing the bullet comments scrolling across the live stream, Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow with a wretched expression: "Anyway, you guys can't punch me through the screen, what can you possibly do?"

At this moment, Tuntun walked out of the restroom.

She looked at Jiang Yun with slightly reddened eyes: "What are you saying to the people in the live stream?"

Hearing Tuntun's question, Jiang Yun replied without even turning his head: "Oh, I told them the viewers in your room are just as amateur as you."

Tuntun: .........

"I drank that too fast! If I had taken it slower, could you possibly have outdrank me?"

Jiang Yun extended a hand in a polite gesture of invitation: "Come on, let's keep going."

Glancing at his gesture, Tuntun subconsciously took a step back: "Well... um... let's call it a day... another time, I swear I'll let you see my true power next time!"

Jiang Yun didn't speak. Instead, he raised both hands and made that familiar megaphone gesture near his mouth.

Tuntun: ..........

Though fiercely reluctant to admit defeat, Tuntun didn't actually want to continue drinking. She picked up her phone, ready to leave with Jiang Yun.

Just then, she caught a glimpse of the bullet comments in the chat.

"Brother Yun is right, you really are terrible at this!"
"He's practically rubbing it in your face, and you're just going to take that?"
"I don't know about the rest of you, but I certainly couldn't swallow that pride."
"The worst that happens is you black out from drinking too much, why are you scared while livestreaming?"
"At worst, you'll just suffer for a day. If you back down now, you'll completely lose face."
"........."

Already a bit tipsy, Tuntun was egged on by the audience's instigation. She plopped right back down into her seat, propped up her phone, and plugged in her portable charger.

"Come on, let's keep drinking!"

Jiang Yun: ???????

He had already packed up his things and was getting ready to leave. Hearing Tuntun suddenly shout that out nearly scared him out of his wits.

"Are you out of your mind? Still want to drink? You were just throwing up and you still want to drink?"

Faced with Jiang Yun's bewildered look, Tuntun said nothing. She simply returned his exact megaphone gesture right back at him.

That was the last straw for Jiang Yun.

Are you kidding me? You can't even hold your liquor and you're calling me the amateur?

He turned directly toward the waiter outside the door and shouted: "Waiter! Bring out a few more cold appetizers and another case of beer!"

With that, he sat right back down next to Tuntun and addressed the live stream: "Watch closely. I'm going to prove to you all with cold hard facts just who the real amateur is!"

Soon enough, four small cold appetizers were placed before the two of them.

Accompanying the cold dishes was a brand-new case of beer.

"Bottoms up!"
"Drink up, then!"
"......"
"Can you even handle this? If you can't, just admit defeat. Like I always say: if you suck, practice more!"
"........."
"Giving up already? I'm drinking an entire bottle while you can't even keep up with a single glass?"
"..........."
"Why are you face-down on the table? Is this really it?"
"........."
"Bleh~~~"
".........."

..................

"Hey! Teacher?! Hey! Teacher, wake up! Teacher?! Teacher?!"

Amidst a flurry of noisy commotion, Jiang Yun jolted awake.

Looking around in a daze, he glanced toward his side.

Through the glass outside the window, two police officers were vigorously tapping on the car door.

Jiang Yun rolled down the window and asked dazedly, "Is something wrong?"

Hearing his response, one of the officers said with a tone of speechlessness: "Teacher, if you're sleepy, go home and sleep. You and your wife sleeping like this in the car looks terrifying, you know."

"Oh... oh, right."

Jiang Yun nodded in a daze.

He had drunk far too much last night; he had no idea how he had ended up here.

Wait a minute? Wife?

A sudden thought crossed Jiang Yun's mind, and he looked back toward the rear seats.

There was Tuntun, curled up completely in the back seat, sleeping soundly.

As for Jiang Yun himself, he had been sleeping in the fully reclined front passenger seat.

Huh???
What on earth is going on???

Jiang Yun frantically tried to piece together the events of the previous night.

Not long after they started drinking, Tuntun couldn't hold her liquor anymore, but her stubborn pride refused to let her admit defeat. She insisted on a rule where she drank a glass for every bottle Jiang Yun finished, dragging him along through one case after another.

Whenever she couldn't take it anymore, she’d run to the restroom to throw up, only to come back and keep matching drinks with Jiang Yun.

Inevitably, she was the first one to collapse.

Later on, Jiang Yun dragged her back to the car and found a designated driver.........

After that, Jiang Yun genuinely could not remember a single thing.

He took a sip from a bottle of backup mineral water stored in the car to moisten his parched throat.

At that moment, his gaze suddenly caught the smartphone plugged into a data cable on the car's center console.

That was Tuntun's phone, and it was still actively broadcasting live......

Seeing the phone made it all click for Jiang Yun.

After getting into the car, worried that he might pass out immediately, he had paid the designated driver in advance and then propped the phone up on the center console to keep the stream running.........

With that realization, Jiang Yun glanced down at the bullet comments scrolling past.

"Holy cow, he slept for a solid 16 hours!"
"I have to admit, you're an absolute beast. You drank close to 40 bottles!"
"Man, if I hadn't called the cops to track you down, you'd probably still be sleeping!"
"You guys are unreal, live-streaming yourselves sleeping for 16 hours straight."
".........."

Seeing the chat messages, Jiang Yun finally checked the time.

It was already past six o'clock in the evening.

He and Tuntun had left the restaurant at around two in the morning, and then proceeded to sleep right through the entire day......

"I'd better call another designated driver to take me home to catch up on sleep. My head is still spinning."

Jiang Yun muttered in a muffled voice.

With that, he pulled out his phone to look for a nearby designated driving service, but the moment he unlocked the screen, he went completely blank.

In the upper-left corner of the navigation app, the location clearly read: [Yuzhong District].

Jiang Yun: ???????

Does Chengdu even have a Yuzhong District?

He zoomed out the map a bit further.

[Chongqing City]

Huh???

Seeing those three words, Jiang Yun became even more bewildered.

Ah??????

Only then did he remember that the accents of the police officers earlier definitely hadn't sounded like Chengdu.

"What the hell, why am I in Chongqing?!"

Jiang Yun asked the live stream with a completely dumbfounded expression.

Not a single person in the live broadcast room answered his question; instead, the chat was entirely filled with mocking laughter.

"Hahahaha, he finally figured it out."
"Welcome to Chongqing!!!"
"Jiefangbei and Chaotianmen~"
"Go watch the stream replay yourself to find out!"
"Oof, someone has finally woken up to reality."
".........."