Chapter 77: Even a Dog Could Drive an Automatic

Just as Jiang Yun hung up after calling the police, the nearby husky spun the steering wheel sharply, crashing the SUV headlong into the greenery by the roadside.

Bang!

A tremendous crash rang out.

Jiang Yun’s eye twitched as he watched the SUV make intimate contact with a tree in the landscaping strip.

He pulled his own car over and prepared to get out to check on things. But as soon as he stepped out, he saw the husky in the driver’s seat leap out the window and pounce on some droppings of unknown origin by the roadside.

Jiang Yun: ...

Was this what they meant by “a dog can’t change its nature”?

At that moment, Jiang Yun heard the voices of Daimei and Mozi behind him.

“What’s going on, Yun?”
“Is the driver okay?”

They both looked at the wrecked SUV with concern.

Hearing their questions, Jiang Yun pointed expressionlessly at the husky eating feces: “Does that look like a driver in distress to you?”

Daimei, Mozi: ????

The two stared at Jiang Yun in utter confusion, not sure what he meant.

By then, Jiang Yun had already walked over to the crashed vehicle. He glanced inside and sighed with emotion, “As expected, even a dog can drive an automatic.”

Mozi and Daimei followed and peered inside the car.

Seeing there wasn’t a soul inside, Mozi gaped at the husky eating feces nearby, incredulous. “Yun, you don’t mean...”

Wee-woo, wee-woo... wee-woo, wee-woo...

Sirens wailed from both sides of the road, instantly drawing everyone’s attention.

Soon, a police car pulled up beside them, and two traffic officers stepped out.

“Who’s the owner of this vehicle? And who made the call?” one of the officers asked.

Jiang Yun gestured at the husky still busy with its unsavory meal: “He’s the owner.”

Officer: ?????

While the officers stood there bewildered, Jiang Yun pulled up the footage from his 360-degree dashcam.

The moment everyone finished watching the footage, a heavy silence descended.

Meanwhile, both Mozi and Daimei were still streaming live.

The instant their viewers saw a husky had been behind the wheel, the chat exploded.

“Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap!”

“Suddenly Yun’s first comment makes sense.”

“An automatic really is so easy a dog could drive it!”

“Is this husky Bruce’s brother?”

“Remember, folks, a Class C1 license might not be superior to all, but it’s definitely above C2!”

“My buddy signed up for C2 this morning and got his period this afternoon.”

“Which class you take is your business, but remember—Bruce got his C1!”

“......”

“You’re free to go now. We’ll get in touch with the vehicle’s owner,” one of the officers said, looking at Jiang Yun and the others, utterly at a loss.

In all their years, they’d never seen anything like this.

Hearing this, Jiang Yun exchanged a glance with Daimei and Mozi, then said, “Let’s go.”

“Mm-hmm.”
Mozi and Daimei nodded, each getting back into their own cars.

Their livestreams were still abuzz with discussion about the recent events.

“Wherever Yun goes, something bizarre always happens.”

“I’ve lived over twenty years, and this is the first time I’ve actually seen a dog driving.”

“‘The driver’s a dog’—from now on, that’s not even an insult.”

“‘Even a dog can drive an automatic’—now that’s just a fact.”

“The naturally eccentric Yun!”

“I declare, from now on, even the master himself will have to step aside for Yun!”

“......”

Mozi glanced at the barrage of comments and couldn’t help but say, “This Yun really is born for streaming. Wherever he goes, there’s content.”

Daimei, beside him, added, “Yeah, we can’t get as much material in a year as he does in a single day.”

“Well, that’s just luck—nothing you can force. Let’s go find Tuntun,” Mozi replied.

Hearing this, Daimei nodded.

The two drove to the spot where they’d agreed to meet Tuntun earlier.

“What took you so long?” Tuntun asked as soon as they arrived, a little puzzled.

They’d streamed together before, and usually Daimei and Mozi arrived first, with Tuntun last. Today, it was the other way around.

Hearing her question, Daimei and Mozi exchanged a look and both shrugged. “Don’t worry, you’ll see why we were late on the trending feed tomorrow.”

“Trending?” Tuntun paused, then her eyes lit up. “What did you guys do—enough to make the trending topics?”

Daimei’s mouth twitched. “Not what we did—just that we witnessed a legendary scene.”

“What kind of scene?” Tuntun pressed.

But Daimei waved her off. “You’ll see tomorrow... no, probably in a little while. Someone’s probably already posted the livestream clips.”

When Jiang Yun had replayed the dashcam footage, both Daimei and Mozi were still streaming, so plenty of viewers had seen it. Given how competitive streamers are these days, someone probably already edited and posted it.

“So mysterious,” Tuntun muttered. But seeing they wouldn’t say more, she didn’t press. Instead, she said, “Come on, I found a fantastic place to eat today.”

She led the way to a restaurant she’d just discovered.

By coincidence, as soon as they entered, they spotted Jiang Yun sitting in a corner.

But Jiang Yun seemed to have already ordered.

“Should we go over?” Mozi blinked.

“Uh... didn’t he turn you down when you asked him earlier? Isn’t it a bit much to bother him now?” Daimei hesitated.

She’d had the most interactions with Jiang Yun, and knew he enjoyed putting on a show during livestreams, but off-camera he disliked being in the spotlight. He’d already turned down their invitation today, and it didn’t feel right to approach him now.

“Daimei’s right. If he doesn’t want to join us, we shouldn’t force it,” Tuntun agreed.

Mozi looked a bit disappointed. “Alright, let’s just eat by ourselves then.”

With that, the three sat at another table and ordered their food, chatting idly as they ate.

By the time Jiang Yun finished and left, they were only two-thirds through their meal.

But before they could finish eating, a commotion arose outside. Soon, a crowd gathered.

The three perked up immediately.

A spectacle! As streamers, these were their favorite moments!

They quickly wiped their mouths, paid the bill, and grabbed their streaming gear, pushing through the crowd outside.

Finally squeezing to the front, they saw Jiang Yun standing at the center, looking thoroughly exasperated.

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