Chapter 154: If You're Bad at It, Practice More

The dishes Tuntun ordered were by no means luxurious, but more or less, they all had something to do with nourishing the kidneys.

When the viewers in the livestream heard the names of these dishes, they instantly grew excited.

"Good grief, did Tuntun commit a capital offense? Why is she punishing herself like this?"

"《Yang Dingtian》"

"We need twenty extra catties of meat! Being even a single catty short would be disrespectful to these dishes!"

"Someone's going to die from this, right?"

"In front of these dishes, oysters aren't even worth mentioning!"

"If you finish this whole table of food, the table itself is going to get flipped over."

".........."

Although Jiang Yun wasn't entirely sure of the "enchanted" attributes of every single dish, based on the waiter's peculiar little glances and the sensitive keywords like chives, yams, and scallions, he managed to guess quite a bit.

Right then, the look he gave Tuntun turned rather strange as well.

"Is this really what you usually treat your top-tier patrons to?"

"As if~" Tuntun arched an eyebrow, her gaze carrying a "you know what I mean" expression as she replied:

"Isn't this a special perk just for Brother Yun? Eat up."

"Oh~"

Hearing this, Jiang Yun couldn't even suppress the corners of his mouth from curling up.

Although he knew Tuntun was just playing it up for the broadcast effect, what normal man wouldn't feel a surge of thrill hearing something like that?

Their dialogue, walking a dangerous tightrope right on the verge of violating community guidelines, naturally drove the livestream audience into an even greater frenzy.

"Well, well, well. I've followed Tuntun for so long, and we finally have some genuinely high-energy content!"

"Brother Yun, you must help me thrust twice this time!"

"Brother Yun, I'm a level-ten fan badge holder, help me thrust twice too."

"Brother Yun, I'm level twelve, can I help you guard the gate?"

"I'm level fifteen! I want to thrust too!"

"........."

Perhaps to make the broadcast effect even better, Tuntun suddenly cued Ms. Dai at this moment.

"Brother Yun, tell me, if we just came out to eat by ourselves, won't Sister Dai get mad if she finds out?"

Jiang Yun: ......

"Your tone is way over the top, you're not acting it out very well."

Jiang Yun said with a speechless expression.

He refused to believe Tuntun didn't know how to play the innocent green tea persona. Yet she had deliberately chosen the most obvious, hollowest version, leaving Jiang Yun utterly speechless.

"What do you mean acting or not acting, I'm just worried for you, Brother Yun~"

Tuntun said with a mischievous expression.

Jiang Yun: .........

"Alright, alright, be normal, I can't handle this."

Jiang Yun extended a hand, frowning with an expression of utter resistance.

Hearing this, Tuntun straightened up a bit and said, "Why don't we call Sister Dai over too? There's a bit too much food just now, we might not be able to finish it all."

"Let's talk about finishing it later. We can just call her over to eat the slop then."

Tuntun: .........

"You really are a fine brother to Sister Dai."

"We're all bros, no need to stand on ceremony," Jiang Yun said with a teasing grin.

Since the dishes Tuntun ordered were mostly homely home-style plates, the two didn't have to wait long before the table was fully served.

Seeing that everything was ready, Tuntun asked Jiang Yun, "Brother Yun, want to have a drink?"

Jiang Yun nodded, "Sure, let's have a few."

Hearing this, Tuntun had the waiter bring in a crate of beer.

The two chatted casually while eating and drinking.

"Brother Yun, I was watching your livestream VOD today. Didn't you run into that guy covered head-to-toe in tomato sauce near the end of the morning broadcast? What was that all about?"

Tuntun asked with a hint of curiosity.

This question made Jiang Yun, who was in the middle of eating, pause for a second.

"This..... um..... how should I put it? Anyway, it's not something that can be explained in a few words. Just check out the post I'll put up later and you'll understand. It's a pretty abstract situation."

Because the Simp's tale wasn't exactly short and telling it would ruin the meal, Jiang Yun didn't spell it out directly.

To his surprise, Tuntun simply nodded. "Makes sense. How many things associated with you aren't abstract?"

Jiang Yun: .......

Even though there was nothing technically wrong with that statement, it just sounded rather weird.

"Eating can't even seal your mouth shut, just eat your food."

"Don't just eat, have a drink."

Tuntun raised the glass in her hand as a toast.

Hearing this, Jiang Yun raised his glass and clinked it against hers.

After three rounds of drinks, the crate of beer the waiter had brought in earlier was mostly finished. Although Jiang Yun had consumed the lion's share, a rosy flush had crept up onto Tuntun's cheeks.

At this moment, Jiang Yun picked up the very last bottle and said to Tuntun, "Alright, I can see you're at your limit. I'll finish this bottle and head back."

Hearing this, Tuntun hurriedly raised her glass. "I'll keep you company for the last drop."

But when she raised her cup, she realized there was no wine left inside.

By then, Jiang Yun had already started drinking.

Seeing this, Tuntun quickly flagged down the waiter and fetched another bottle.

Yet by the time the waiter brought the beer in, Jiang Yun had already polished off the final bottle in his hand.

"Hiccup~"

Jiang Yun let out a drunken burp, then looked at Tuntun in confusion. "How come you still have a bottle?"

Tuntun looked at the beer in her hand and gave an awkward laugh. "Shall we return it?"

"Return it?" Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow. "You looking down on me? Hand it over."

With that, Jiang Yun reached his hand out toward Tuntun, signaling her to pass the bottle over.

Seeing this, Tuntun was about to hand it to him, but Jiang Yun suddenly added:

"If you suck at games, practice more. If you can't hold your liquor, don't drink. I'm not forcing you anyway; plus, lightweights like you are all the same. If I urge you to drink, it'll look like I'm actually up to no good."

Tuntun: ?????

Hearing this, Tuntun pulled the bottle back and clutched it firmly in her own hands.

"What do you mean by that? Are you doubting my alcohol tolerance?"

Jiang Yun spread his hands. "Come on, life's too short to make things hard for yourself. I'm not forcing you to drink. If you don't want to give it to me, just return it. No big deal."

With that, Jiang Yun stood up. "It's about time. I've got a broadcast tomorrow, time to head home."

"Wait!"

Tuntun called out to stop Jiang Yun as he was about to leave, and then tilted her head back to start chugging straight from the bottle.

Jiang Yun looked at her with a hint of surprise.

Unfortunately, Tuntun's tolerance really wasn't up to par, and she couldn't manage to down the whole bottle in one go.

After drinking half of it, she had to stop and catch her breath.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun asked the waiter to bring him another bottle. "Alright, you've still got half a bottle left, I'll chug a whole one to keep you company, okay?"

With that, Jiang Yun started chugging his own bottle as well.

Seeing Jiang Yun's actions, Tuntun couldn't help but chug the remaining half of her bottle until it was completely empty.

The two of them emptied their respective bottles at almost the exact same time.

After setting his bottle down, Jiang Yun said to Tuntun, "Alright, time's up, heading home."

Just as Jiang Yun finished speaking, Tuntun suddenly clapped a hand over her mouth and bolted straight for the private room's restroom.

Immediately afterward, violent sounds of vomiting echoed from the bathroom.

"Blech~~~"

Hearing the noise, Jiang Yun spread his hands toward the livestream camera. "She really can't handle it. And here I thought she was some kind of heavyweight."

Then, cupping his hands around his mouth like a megaphone, Jiang Yun shouted: "If you suck, practice more!"

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