Chapter 96: Who Knew You Were Actually Serious!

The viewers in the livestream were speechless at the doctor’s words as well.

“So the guy had been talking about his father the whole time, not being rude to Brother Cloud, but actually asking him about his father?”

“I’m dead. City folks really do play different games.”

“Thinking about it that way, that big brother’s behavior from earlier suddenly makes sense.”

“Exactly. He was only here to pick a fight with his own dad.”

“So when he said Brother Cloud had no right to butt in, he was just stating facts.”

“........”

Jiang Yun opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, then in the end decided against it. He silently paid the medical bill and left.

After leaving the clinic, Jiang Yun said nothing for a long while.

The audience in the livestream thought he was just too stunned to speak, but after a long silence Jiang Yun suddenly spoke in an exaggerated tone.

“Ah, what’s going on here? How did I accidentally end up livestreaming for an hour and forty minutes? Time really does fly!”

At that, the viewers instantly filled the chat with question marks.

“？？？？？”

“I thought you had gone completely quiet, and now you’re just padding the stream!”

“We guarded against everything, and still couldn’t guard against your desire to farm watch time!”

“Idiot! Stream properly already, stop thinking about getting off work all the time!”

“I’m done with you, you old sly dog. You’re still thinking about stretching the stream at a time like this!”

“It doesn’t count! You haven’t even done a call-in yet today, so it doesn’t count!”

“........”

No matter what the viewers said, Jiang Yun had no intention of extending the stream.

A faint smile hung on his face, but his tone carried a trace of regret as he said, “What a pity. I really wanted to stream properly all day, but I didn’t expect it to be ending so soon. Looks like this is fate.”

As he spoke, Jiang Yun glanced at the time.

Well, well! Another three minutes had passed!

Seeing this, Jiang Yun’s smile widened even more.

But in the eyes of the viewers, that smile looked utterly sleazy.......

Just then, a man’s voice came from behind Jiang Yun.

“Are you Brother Cloud?”

Hearing someone call out to him, Jiang Yun turned around.

Several yards behind him, a young man was looking at him with a bright smile.

“Who are you?”

Jiang Yun looked at the young man with some confusion.

The young man stepped forward a few paces and stopped in front of Jiang Yun.

With visible excitement, he held out both hands and said, “Hello, Brother Cloud. I’m your fan. I flew all the way here from Shanghai just to find you.”

Jiang Yun quickly reached out and shook his hand, then said in surprise, “Man, that wasn’t necessary. I’m not some celebrity. You didn’t have to fly all this way just to see me.”

“I was kidding. I happened to be traveling in Chengdu, and when I saw your livestream nearby, I came over to find you.”

Hearing that, Jiang Yun laughed. “Good, good. So you really have learned the essence of my kind of jokes.”

At that moment, the young man’s expression turned serious. “But I have a few questions I want to ask you, Brother Cloud. Since I’ve got the chance now, I was wondering if it’d be convenient.”

Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow. “Relationship problems?”

Then he pointed at the buildings around them. “Look at the beautiful scenery of Chengdu. So nice! If you hadn’t broken up with her, you could have come to see it together!”

The corner of the young man’s mouth twitched. “Brother Cloud, it’s not a relationship issue.”

“Tsk.” Jiang Yun clicked his tongue, looking somewhat disappointed. “What a pity.”

“But I really did just break up.”

Jiang Yun’s brows lifted in delight. “Actually, not that much of a pity!”

The young man:.......

Seeing Jiang Yun’s lightning-fast change of expression, the viewers in the livestream burst into laughter as well.

“Brother Cloud: Almost dropped the joke on the floor!”

“Brother Cloud: Kid, you met me at the right time! The pain of a breakup has to be doubled at the very least!”

“Is there really a brave soul asking Brother Cloud about relationships offline? That’s just asking to be roasted?”

“This guy’s fearless. He actually mentioned a breakup in front of Brother Cloud; isn’t he going to get his scars ripped wide open?”

“........”

The young man straightened his expression and asked seriously, “Brother Cloud, do you people who took the manual test really have opinions about us who took the automatic one? I’ve seen you joking about it so many times before.”

“Driver’s licenses?” Jiang Yun raised an eyebrow. “Wait a second......”

As he spoke, he fumbled around on his body and quickly pulled out his driver’s license, showing it to the young man. “I’m C2 too. I just like making C2 jokes.”

After saying that, Jiang Yun puffed out his cheeks and looked at the livestream with a greasy grin.

“Are there really fools these days still going for C1? Our C2 is three hundred bucks cheaper than C1, and C2 is so much easier to pass. The choice is obvious! Besides, I don’t even drive a manual. Why the hell would I take C1?”

The livestream exploded instantly.

“Damn you, you tricked me into taking C1 and failing the second test, and you yourself are C2???”

“C1 may not necessarily be superior, but it is definitely above C2!”

“Above C2? Brother Cloud drives a Ferrari with C2. What do you drive?”

“You beast, you took C2 and still make C2 jokes!”

“Holy hell, what driving school is this? C2 is cheaper than C1? That’s upside-down heaven!”

“Honestly, I’ve always wanted to say that, ignoring the joke, taking C2 really does save a bit of time.”

“........”

At this point, the young man across from Jiang Yun was stunned as well. “Brother Cloud, you’re C2?”

Jiang Yun nodded. “Yeah. What’s the problem?”

What’s the problem? The problem was huge!

Look at everything you said before. Do you sound like someone who took C2?

Anyone who heard your earlier words would think you took C1!

And after that husky-driving incident, a lot of people were forced to switch and take C1 instead. Now you’re telling us the mastermind was C2?

Are you even human?!

After a long silence, the young man finally complained helplessly, “Brother Cloud, you really don’t do a single human thing. You took C2 yourself and tricked other people into taking C1.”

Hearing that, Jiang Yun looked utterly innocent. “I thought everyone was just joking like me. What you take depends on the situation. Who knew you were all serious!”

As he spoke, Jiang Yun flashed a wicked grin. “Surely nobody would really make things hard for themselves just to play a joke, right? Surely not, surely not. It couldn’t be the people in this livestream, could it?”

Seeing that despicable grin, the viewers could no longer hold back.

“You really don’t do a single thing a human would do!”

“Beast! Drop your address!”

“I want to duel you!”

“How can there be such a vile person as Brother Cloud in this world!”

“You were all joking, but I was the only one who really watched Brother Cloud’s stream and switched to C1, only to fail the second test.”

“Damn you!!!!”

“.........”

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