Chapter 91: He Is My Nemesis!

To celebrate Da Zong getting a new car today, we are definitely drinking until we drop!

Right, after all, it is rare for Da Zong to treat us to such expensive wine.

As Tun Tun and Mo Zi’s voices rang out, Jiang Yun also saw Da Xiao Mei and the others stepping out of the car.

Unlike before, this time there was an unfamiliar face besides Tun Tun, Mo Zi, and Da Xiao Mei.

It was Tuozi Jie.

The very same Tuozi Jie who always put on an awkward show at the start of every league match.

The group walked side by side, with Tun Tun and Mo Zi each carrying bottles of fine red wine.

Behind them stood a brand-new white Porsche Cayenne, still without a license plate, only a temporary permit placed against the window.

The moment Jiang Yun saw them, they saw him too.

Da Xiao Mei, who had been smiling brightly just a moment ago, instantly stiffened at the sight of Jiang Yun.

She instinctively backed away two steps, then pointed at him and shouted, “Jiang Yun! Stay far away from my new car!”

Jiang Yun: ...

Really?

It was only a few coincidences.

Did she have to be so wary of him?

Seeing Da Xiao Mei’s reaction, Tun Tun and Mo Zi could not help but press their lips together, suppressing laughter.

Only Tuozi Jie, seeing Jiang Yun for the first time, looked at him with open curiosity.

She was still holding up a phone and livestreaming.

Unlike Mo Zi and the others, she was not a full-time streamer.

Her main job was hosting competitions, and she only had time to stream now and then. Since Da Xiao Mei had asked her out for drinks today, she happened to start a livestream as well.

The viewers in her stream saw Da Xiao Mei’s reaction and began teasing at once.

“Uh oh, someone’s new car is doomed.”

“First day after getting a car, and maybe the last too.”

“The old lady is really traumatized by Yun Ge now. She reacts like this the moment she sees him.”

“It shouldn’t be that dramatic, right? The car’s parked safely now. How could anything happen?”

“It’s just a meme, don’t make it so mystical.”

“……”

Some of the viewers who loved the joke thought Da Xiao Mei’s new car was finished.

But more viewers felt they were taking it too far.

After all, the car was already parked, and in an underground garage at that. How could anything possibly happen?

Jiang Yun could not see the comments in Tuozi Jie’s stream, but he could see the car behind Da Xiao Mei.

At that moment, a flash of red caught his eye. He was about to say something when Da Xiao Mei cut him off first.

“Shut up! Don’t say a word! Go home and sleep!”

Crash!!!

The instant Da Xiao Mei finished speaking, a strange yet oddly familiar sound came from behind her.

Her expression froze, then she slowly turned around in a daze.

The roof of the brand-new Porsche Cayenne had already caved in.

A bright red fire extinguisher was jammed into the Cayenne’s roof.

Half of it was inside the car, half of it outside.

At the sight, Da Xiao Mei’s mind blanked for more than ten seconds.

Huh?

Huh???

The others were equally stunned, their mouths slightly open as they stared in disbelief.

Who could have imagined that a fire extinguisher, hanging safely on the wall just fine, would suddenly fall out?

It had not fallen earlier, not later, but right after Da Xiao Mei parked the car and ran into Jiang Yun.

And it had landed perfectly on her new car!

Because Tuozi Jie had been livestreaming the whole time, the viewers in her stream clearly saw that the instant Da Xiao Mei told Jiang Yun to go home and sleep, the fire extinguisher suddenly dropped from the wall.

It was as if some hidden trigger had been activated.

So fast that no one had time to react.

Only after the car roof was crushed inward did the viewers all flood the chat with question marks.

“Holy hell, holy hell, holy hell!”

“The reverse blessing on the level of Director Guan has appeared! The old lady and Yun Ge are fated enemies!”

“This is not just bad compatibility, this is a car killer!”

“Before seeing this today, I really thought I was a materialist.”

“Can any of you understand how I feel? I’m straight-up dumbfounded!”

“……”

By then, Da Xiao Mei had finally snapped out of it.

Looking at the dented roof of her new car, she let out a shrill scream: “My new car!!!”

She did not even check the extent of the damage or inspect anything else. The very first thing she did was turn to Jiang Yun.

But when she looked back, Jiang Yun had already fled by elevator.

“Jiang Yun!!!”

Da Xiao Mei’s scream echoed through the entire underground garage, carrying enough fury to keep ten demonic villains alive.

Even Jiang Yun, inside the elevator, could hear her shriek.

He pressed his palms together and murmured under his breath, “I didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it, I really didn’t mean it!”

At that moment, Jiang Yun no longer thought Da Xiao Mei had overreacted at the beginning.

Although he had not done a single thing the entire time,

he still felt like this was somehow his fault.

After all, Da Xiao Mei really had suffered a few car accidents after meeting him, had she not?

Superstition or not... if even Jiang Yun had a system, was a little mysticism really so unreasonable?

Very reasonable!

Back home, Jiang Yun washed up and lay down on his bed, originally planning to scroll through short videos to pass the time.

But thinking of what had just happened, he opened the streaming app instead, wanting to see how Da Xiao Mei was complaining about him now.

However, Da Xiao Mei was not live.

So Jiang Yun switched to another platform, and fortunately Mo Zi was streaming.

The moment he entered, he heard Da Xiao Mei complaining about him.

“I told him so loudly to leave earlier, and he just wouldn’t listen. Now look what happened—I had just gotten that car!”

Da Xiao Mei held a bottle of liquor in her hand, her face full of grievance.

The others beside her could barely hold back their laughter.

Even Tuozi Jie said, “But Yun Ge doesn’t seem to have done anything.”

Da Xiao Mei glared at her. “He’s bad luck for me! He’s bad luck for my car!!!”

Hearing that, Tun Tun also teased, “If you ask me, you’re just plain unlucky. There’s nothing mystical about it.”

Da Xiao Mei puffed out her lips unhappily. “If there weren’t anything mystical, why did that guy run so fast just now?! If he had been even a second slower, I’d have dealt with him properly!”

Hearing this from the other side, Jiang Yun could not help but feel a little playful.

He tapped his finger lightly, and a gift effect instantly bloomed across Mo Zi’s livestream.

User Jiang Yun gifted streamer Mo Zi ten treasure maps!

Ten treasure maps, fifty thousand yuan!

Seeing the gift effect rise in the stream, Mo Zi instinctively thanked him. “Thank you, Jiang Yun, for the ten treasure maps—thank you, Jiang... huh?”

Hearing the name Jiang Yun, everyone turned their eyes to the livestream.

Mo Zi blinked. “Do you think this Jiang Yun is the same Jiang Yun we know?”

User Jiang Yun sent a super chat: It is me. Please have Da Lao San explain in detail how she plans to deal with me.