Chapter 167: You Are Simply Not Human!

"Let's go, are you treating or am I?" Jiang Yun asked.

Fang Siqi smiled sweetly, "Of course I am treating. After all, my promotion still depends on you~~"

Jiang Yun: ......

Fine, fine!

Jiang Yun narrowed his eyes and asked Fang Siqi, "What is your monthly salary?"

"What are you trying to do?!"

Fang Siqi looked at Jiang Yun with a hint of vigilance.

Hearing Fang Siqi's words, a wretched smile appeared on Jiang Yun's face.

Just as he was about to speak, Fang Siqi suddenly said, "It is illegal to insult a state-employed public servant, you know~"

Jiang Yun: ......

Fine, fine, got anticipated again, didn't you, damn it.

Seeing this, Jiang Yun had no choice but to change the subject: "I can't believe you can come out to treat me to dinner at this hour. Your working hours seem pretty regular after all, not as exaggerated as people say on the internet."

"Ha," Fang Siqi gave a dry laugh. "Coming in early and leaving late is the norm. Leaving work at an hour like this, to put it bluntly, is practically taking a leave of absence."

"Ah? Then didn't you say on the phone before that you treat me to dinner every day? If you do this every day, aren't you afraid your colleagues at the station will have opinions about you?"

"It's fine," Fang Siqi waved her hand. "They know I'm treating you to dinner and they understand. After all, my seniority is almost enough, I'm just waiting for that final kick."

Jiang Yun: ......

Understand what?

I'm asking you what they understand? !!!

The final kick, is it? Believe it or not, I'll kick you right in the tailbone!

Within a few steps, Fang Siqi led Jiang Yun to their destination for dinner.

A hot pot restaurant.

Once inside the hot pot restaurant, Fang Siqi's eyes kept darting around, and she even left the ordering entirely to Jiang Yun.

"What are you looking at? Aren't you going to order anything?"

"You order, I'll just eat whatever."

Fang Siqi said absent-mindedly, her gaze constantly fixed on the pedestrians passing by outside the window and the customers inside the restaurant.

It was as if she wasn't here to eat, but rather on a mission.

Jiang Yun also noticed Fang Siqi's unusual behavior.

He said speechlessly, "We need to believe in science. How could anything that outrageous happen? We run into criminals the moment we meet? Is that even possible?"

Fang Siqi didn't speak; she just turned her head and quietly looked at Jiang Yun.

Everything was said without words.

"Fine, fine, keep looking at your leisure."

Jiang Yun said helplessly.

However, until the waiter served all the dishes they ordered, Fang Siqi still hadn't noticed anything unusual at all.

She couldn't help but say with some confusion, "That's not right. We're at Chunxi Road, and we're eating together—how could absolutely nothing happen?"

"Ha," Jiang Yun gave a smug laugh. "I told you, you have to believe in science!"

At this moment, Fang Siqi suddenly wore a look of sudden realization: "Oh~ I get it! It's because you aren't live streaming! Missing the buff!"

Jiang Yun: .........

"I didn't bring the streaming drone."

"Then did you bring your phone?"

"Didn't bring it!"

"It's fine, I brought mine. I'll lend it to you."

Looking at Fang Siqi's eager little eyes, Jiang Yun didn't even know what to say.

"Fine, fine, stream it is. Let me shatter the rumors today, shall I?!"

With that, Jiang Yun took out his phone and started the live stream.

As soon as the stream began, the chat room was instantly filled with question marks.

"???"

"Something's wrong, there's a ninety percent chance of something being wrong. You brat are actually initiating overtime work again?!"

"The frequency of overtime recently is a bit too high. I'm getting a little scared."

"Huh? Eating again? What, do you want to go to Chongqing again?"

"Brother Yun, the rap in Chongqing is not that great, it's not as good as Guizhou's. Sing theirs this time!"

"............"

Facing the teasing in the chat, Jiang Yun said helplessly, "I'm outside having dinner with Officer Fang. She insisted that I start a stream, saying my presence is tied to her promotion. I'm not exaggerating, she's a police officer, yet she's so superstitious—it's simply absurd! I'm starting this stream today to shatter those rumors, alright!"

As he spoke, Jiang Yun turned the camera toward Fang Siqi for a moment.

Seeing this, Fang Siqi smiled and greeted the audience in the live stream: "Hello everyone, I am Fang Siqi."

Fang Siqi wasn't the breathtaking beauty type, but she definitely fell into the gentle and poised category.

However, since she was a local from Sichuan, those in the know understand that her appearance is inversely proportional to her temper. Only outsiders get fooled by their looks.

Unfortunately, the audience in the live stream didn't understand this. One by one, driven by boldness and infatuation, they flooded the chat by calling her "wife."

Seeing this, a smile bloomed on Fang Siqi's face.

Which girl wouldn't like others praising her for being pretty?

At that moment, an angry female roar erupted from the neighboring table.

"What the hell?!"

The voice was shockingly loud, causing many people in the restaurant to turn their heads and look.

Jiang Yun and Fang Siqi were no exception.

Especially Fang Siqi; her eyes lit up.

The person shouting was a woman in her twenties.

Sitting next to her was a man.

The woman glared angrily at the man and roared, "Didn't you tell me you went back to your hometown? How did you end up at the next-door neighbor's instead?! Huh?!! Do you know how important this was to me?!"

Oh?

Hearing this, the entire hot pot restaurant quieted down significantly.

Drama!

And it looked like a major cheating scandal!

"Do you know how hard it is for me to raise a child all by myself?! I just took the kid back to my hometown for a trip and this happened. How could you look me in the eye?!"

Hearing this, everyone looked at the man with contempt.

Goodness, there's even a child involved!

The man also noticed the gazes directed at him by the crowd, so he tugged on the woman's sleeve and said, "Wife, let's go home and talk about it. It doesn't look good out here."

"Talk at home my foot! I'm going to say it right now!"

The woman violently brushed the man's hand away, pulled out her phone, and began making a call.

She held the phone to her ear for a few seconds, and as soon as the other person answered, she started cursing outright.

"Wang, you're the real beast! While I took the child back to my hometown, you actually went behind my back and poached my resource!"

No doubt about it! It's cheating! And both parties know each other!

Everyone who heard this instantly firmed up that thought.

No one made a sound, and no one went to disturb her; everyone was completely immersed in consuming the gossip.

At this point, the woman continued to curse: "You beast, do you know how long I spent looking for her? Do you know how important she was to me? You just went and poached her like that, despite how well I usually treat you, you petty villain! You're simply not human!"

The more the crowd listened, the more they felt the woman deserved better. Even the viewers in the live stream started getting angry.

"A single mom raising a child, taking a trip home only to get cheated on—who wouldn't be furious at a time like this!"

"This guy still has the nerve to look embarrassed, he's truly shameless!"

"I'm done, this elder sister didn't even slap this guy twice, watching this makes me so mad!"

"If it were me, I'd splash the hot pot base right across this guy's face to teach him a lesson."

"Get a divorce already, get out of this misery early."

"............."