Chapter 10: A Recommendation to Uninstall League of Legends

After Jiang Yun’s car completely vanished from sight, Dumb Girl finally came back to her senses. She pointed incredulously in the direction Jiang Yun had left and exclaimed, “What did he just say? Parking isn’t allowed here? I’ll park wherever I damn well please!” Her chest heaved with anger, clearly infuriated by Jiang Yun.

Meanwhile, the viewers in the livestream had already been laughing to tears from Jiang Yun’s remarks.

“I never knew there were such lively streamers on SharkFight before.”
“The best part is Brother Yun’s dead-serious expression—so hilarious!”
“We all know he’s just messing around, but we can’t help but laugh.”
“Brother Yun’s antics are ingrained in his bones, I can’t handle it, just can’t.”
“….”

Dumb Girl, after finally calming herself, saw that the chat was filled with praise for Jiang Yun. She rolled her eyes.

“Laugh, laugh, laugh—what’s so funny? I’m telling you, men who only fool around like this will never find a partner. Don’t follow his example.”

She only meant to poke fun at Jiang Yun, but the audience wouldn’t let up.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don’t fool around—so do you have a partner?”
“How can you criticize Brother Yun if you’re single yourself?”
“Did you forget your nickname is Old Lady?”
“Old Lady, you’re one to talk—criticizing others when you don’t have a partner yourself.”
“Grinning like that, do you have a partner to laugh with?”
“….”

Dumb Girl: …

This stream is impossible to finish today!!!

…………

Dumb Girl wasn’t just a major SharkFight streamer—she was also a TikTok influencer with over ten million followers. Every day, plenty of people would record her stream and post clips online. Usually, she didn’t mind, sometimes even giving permission herself. After all, it was a good way to boost her popularity.

Yesterday, when Dumb Girl connected with Jiang Yun on stream, many dedicated clip-makers noticed him for the first time. They debated whether to give Jiang Yun some screen time and include him in Dumb Girl’s livestream highlights.

Then, the scene where Jiang Yun wouldn’t let Dumb Girl park happened. It left them laughing uncontrollably, and they immediately edited that segment. By noon, TikTok was flooded with videos titled:

“Brother Yun: No parking here!”
“One sentence breaks Old Lady’s defenses.”
“Brother Yun: One line leaves Old Lady thinking of me.”

And so on. Since Dumb Girl was a TikTok mega-influencer, her stream highlights had a huge audience, especially when the content was this entertaining. Everyone who saw the video burst out laughing, just like the viewers in the livestream.

“Dumb Girl: Not parked, my little pony (Ferrari) is just grazing here.”
“Dumb Girl: I called for rescue, forgot to call you, huh?”
“Dumb Girl: Look at me, busy with giveaways, forgot to give you one!”
“Dumb Girl: I’ll park wherever I damn well please!”
“This Brother Yun won’t be human in his next life, that one line wiped out three lifetimes of good karma.”
“Dumb Girl: How can a mouth at 37 degrees say something so cold?”

…….

The videos were so funny that they quickly shot to the trending list. More and more people heard Jiang Yun’s now-famous “No parking here!” From comments, people learned that Brother Yun was a streamer too.

Suddenly, many became curious about this lively streamer, so they searched for him. And in doing so, they stumbled upon two even funnier videos.

“Because it’s free… pregnancy… pretending to be pregnant…”
“Hear first, deaf and mute… can’t move…”
“Are you sure it’s not inflatable?”
“I’m sure!”
“Because…”

……

“Well, I’d better listen to Brother Yun and ditch the Phantom Dragon…”

That’s right: these were clips from Jiang Yun’s stream last night, where he chatted with fans.

Jiang Yun wasn’t a major streamer, but he had some following. His stream had its own dedicated clip-makers. However, since Jiang Yun didn’t have much popularity on TikTok, his stream clips rarely attracted attention.

But who could have guessed—a single “No parking” in Dumb Girl’s stream made TikTok viewers take notice!

“It’s clear Brother Yun isn’t just a lively streamer, he knows a thing or two about relationships as well!”
“A great streamer not only knows how to fool around himself, but also brings out lively fans—and Brother Yun does just that!”
“Phantom Dragon… I call it the newest god-tier move of the era!”
“This Phantom Dragon fangirl reminds me of someone who loved monkey suits.”
“This Brother Yun is so interesting—anyone know where he streams?”
“Upstairs, Brother Yun streams on Naiwan, Naiwan!”
“Huh? Isn’t it iClip?”
“….”

Though viewers kept up the antics, they still managed to find his stream. And so, without Jiang Yun even realizing it, his stream’s follower count skyrocketed. Not only that, his TikTok account, which had less than twenty thousand followers, was found as well.

This account was run by Jiang Yun himself, who posted game videos whenever he had time.

“You’re so good at fooling around, why be a game streamer?”
“Honestly, you look like this—being a game streamer seems like a waste.”
“Game streamer? No! Lively streamer? YES!”
“Forget gaming—fooling around is your true calling!”
“Suggestion: uninstall LOL and focus on fooling around.”
“………”