Chapter 86: Rogue Woman, Stay Away from Me!
"No! Are you serious?" Elena was instantly flustered as she stared at Zhou Mei, who was straddling her. What the hell! I’ve been pinned down—this is the first time in my life, and it’s by a girl! "No way! Even if you’re a girl, it’s still not okay!" Elena sprang up, pushing Zhou Mei off her, and rushed toward the exit.
"Damn it! I shouldn’t have let the bodyguards wait outside. Who said cute girls are harmless? I’ll tear her mouth apart!"
"Don’t run! You’re my experimental control group!" Zhou Mei scrambled to her feet and grabbed Elena’s bathrobe sash, yanking it forcefully.
With a sharp rip, Elena felt a chill as her clothing was torn away. She instinctively glanced down. Her proud C-cup and forty-inch legs were exposed to the air—all her beauty on full display.
"Damn!" The well-bred heiress of the Ye family couldn’t help but utter a curse, clutching her chest in embarrassment.
I’m done playing with you, you lunatic! To hell with your experiment—you’re just here to take advantage of me, aren’t you?
Before Elena could finish her tirade, Zhou Mei closed in, eyes burning with a thirst for data. Elena instinctively retreated step by step, while Zhou Mei advanced.
Suddenly, Zhou Mei spoke, "You—behind you!"
"What? You want to look at my backside too? You damn pervert—get away from me! I—" Elena didn’t finish her sentence before she stepped backward—and with a startled cry, fell into the hot spring.
After swallowing several mouthfuls of spring water, she finally managed to surface.
"I told you to watch your step!" Zhou Mei called out as she slipped off her own bathrobe, revealing her youthful figure. She stepped forward and leapt into the hot spring with a splash, droplets landing right on Elena’s face.
"Ugh! You did that on purpose, didn’t you?" Elena glared angrily at Zhou Mei, who was now swimming toward her. In a panic, Elena darted for the ladder at the corner of the pool.
"Damn it! I haven’t raced anyone in swimming for years—I’m out of practice! When I get out, I’ll definitely hire a professional coach again."
Feeling the water behind her had grown still, Elena, gasping for air, glanced back—but Zhou Mei was nowhere to be seen.
"Huh? Where’s that crazy science girl? Did she leave?" Elena was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when the water before her suddenly surged violently.
"I’m right here!" Zhou Mei burst up from underwater, grabbed Elena in a tight embrace, and kicked off with her legs, propelling them both into the corner of the hot spring.
Elena couldn’t react in time—she couldn’t break free and had no choice but to let Zhou Mei hold her. Their snow-white skin and graceful figures pressed together, the steamy atmosphere making the scene impossibly intimate.
"Ah! What are you touching? Stop it!" Elena tried to break away, but felt hands roaming across her body, lingering on every sensitive spot.
"Ah!" She cried out, trembling. She’d never dated anyone before—twenty years single since birth, never touched like this, not even by a girl.
"Get away from me! Don’t come any closer!" Elena shoved Zhou Mei aside, retreating in fear to the corner of the pool.
Zhou Mei raised her hands above the water, fingers curled like claws, as if savoring the memory of her actions. She lifted her gaze, a hint of jealousy in her eyes as she looked at Elena.
"80, 57, 85."
"I never would have guessed—your figure is really that good." Zhou Mei glanced at her own chest, pouting with envy, and straightened up a bit.
"You—you can tell my measurements that accurately just by touching?" Elena stared in shock at Zhou Mei. The numbers she’d just rattled off matched the ones Elena measured yesterday almost exactly. Was her hand more precise than a measuring tape?
"Oh, no, my hand isn’t that accurate," Zhou Mei replied.
Elena grew even more anxious. "Then how did you know my measurements? Are you stalking me?"
By now, Elena was so frightened by Zhou Mei that she wasn’t thinking straight. Zhou Mei was just a tech geek, not a detective—and even a detective would have trouble getting close to her.
"I’m not that bored. I figured it out just by looking."
"I make games, you see. I’m very sensitive to the character stats in games—most people, I can tell their measurements at a glance."
"I only touched you earlier to be extra rigorous in my data collection."
Watching Zhou Mei boast with such a serious face about her extraordinary ‘eye for detail,’ Elena felt her anger rising.
"If you can tell just by looking, you didn’t need to touch!"
"Ahem, it’s for research purposes. Besides, weren’t you just enjoying it a moment ago? Don’t tell me you didn’t."
Elena was left speechless. She had to admit, there was a fleeting moment when she felt quite comfortable—she’d even cried out.
"Nonsense! That’s not true—you’re making things up!"
Zhou Mei rolled her eyes, slowly moving beside Elena.
"Don’t be so tsundere—it ruins everything. Can’t you just be honest?"
"Alright, I’ve got the data. I’ll fetch my tablet now to test it and see how the first-stage experiment adapts."
Elena felt she’d never met such an outrageous girl—should she call her naive, or simply a mad scientist? Every move was unexpected, every word cut straight to the point, leaving no room for escape.
"Hmph! And you dare call me strange, science girl? Your personality is just as weird!"
Elena wanted to say more, but just as Zhou Mei was about to climb out, she suddenly stopped and lunged at Elena again, pinning her to the corner in a classic hot spring wall slam.
"You’re trying to—"
Before she could finish the sentence, Zhou Mei covered her mouth with a hand.
"Don’t talk—listen!"
Elena instinctively strained her ears. From the neighboring pool, she heard a gentle voice.
"Honey, what do you think of my figure?"
What? Wen Wan and Chen Luo are in the pool next door—what are they up to?
Wait! What are we doing here? Are we eavesdropping?