[Live streaming + creative antics + daily check-in + comedy ...
If crossing worlds comes without a golden finger, but instea...
“Honey, all I wanted was another husband, and all your wealt...
Su Chen found himself transported to another world, only to ...
[Live streaming + creative antics + daily check-in + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female celebrity] Jiang Yun unexpectedly acquires a live streaming check-in system—simply by going live, he can receive daily rewards! To maximize his streaming hours and claim the system’s prizes, he decides to connect with other streamers on joint broadcasts. His first partner is the top streamer, Dull Cutie. Dull Cutie: What special talent do you have? Jiang Yun: I can sing. Dull Cutie: Then sing something for us. Jiang Yun: "One misstep, and your life goes astray; dancing by the sea to make a living. Dancers are people too—who do they tell of the pain in their hearts? Forced by life, every tear is swallowed in silence. Is this fate—destined to spend a lifetime drifting in the dust?" Dull Cutie: ?????? I don’t remember this song being this risqué!?????? ... [Congratulations, host! Check-in successful. Reward: ten million in shark fin!] [Congratulations, host! Check-in successful. Reward: a luxury mansion worth billions!] [Congratulations, host! Check-in successful. Reward: a private jet!] [Congratulations, host! Check-in successful. Reward: one hundred million in cash!].
If crossing worlds comes without a golden finger, but instead as a useless, dying soul with ALS, what would you do? The host is nothing more than a hopeless fool in love. Would you choose suicide? Or suicide again? Zhang Chu now faces this very dilemma. Besides his head, only his right hand can move. This is a world where spiritual energy has revived; exotic beasts besiege the cities, and humanity’s ultimate goal is to become a martial artist. After merging memories, Zhang Chu decides that suicide is the only sensible option. He swallows a cephalosporin pill. “Ding! Detected that the host has taken a cephalosporin pill. Vitality value +0.01!” “Ding! Detected that the host has taken a semi-finished Blood Essence Pill. Vitality value +5!” Poor vitality? ALS leaves you unable to stand? Can’t afford Blood Essence Pills? No matter. If the proper channels won’t let you rise, then take the indirect path: “Hey, I heard your institute needs drug test volunteers. I specialize in taking large doses!” Not long after, the Binzhou Martial Artists Forum exploded: “What? That useless cripple actually became a god before anyone else?”.
“Honey, all I wanted was another husband, and all your wealth—is that so much to ask?” “Didn’t you say you’d give me everything? You love me so much, I know you’ll forgive me.” These were the words Tang Xiwei spoke with a laugh, draped around her new lover, just before Chen Luo died. All his devotion, from his freshman year until he turned thirty, now seemed nothing but a cruel joke. For her sake, he lost everything. His parents fell ill and died one after the other, and he never got to see them one last time. In the end, all he received was the cruelest betrayal—and poison. Given another chance at life, he swore never to be a lovesick fool again. The wise do not fall for love, and those who betray him would be ground to dust. Yet when he awakened in this new life, he found himself tied to the bed of Wen Wan, the beautiful and dangerously possessive heiress, who began to pursue him with relentless passion. “Chen Luo, you’re mine, and mine alone.” “If you just call me ‘big sister’ like a good boy, I’ll give you my very life, and lead you straight to the heavens.” With Wen Wan by his side, Chen Luo rose step by step to the very pinnacle. But Tang Xiwei began to panic. “I was wrong, Chen Luo! Can we be together? Please, I’ll confess to you—won’t that be enough?” Chen Luo glanced at the desperate message from the campus beauty, then looked up at the smile on Wen Wan’s face as she lay on the bed. “Look, darling, the campus queen has become the lovesick puppy now.”.
Su Chen found himself transported to another world, only to discover that the starlet girlfriend, whom he had supported with frugality and devotion, was now breaking up with him. Yet no one knew that within Su Chen’s mind resided another entertainment empire. Lin Yanran declared, “Su Chen, I am a celebrity. You are just an ordinary man. Let’s break up. You are not worthy of me.” Su Chen replied, “Alright.” Not long after, while Lin Yanran was still striving for the Golden Melody Award, Su Chen had already become the chairman of the jury. Gazing at his former lover from the stage, he could only shake his head helplessly: “Your song possesses technique, but lacks emotion.”.